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red-mercer:

feluka:

every time i see my cats i’m like Matthew 3:17

This is funny

ndiecity:

305xdisaster-deactivated2021102:

ndiecity:

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

Dog food doesn’t taste like meat tbh

its not for you king

laloslayamanca:

words of affirmation. there’s nothing wrong with me i choose to be like this every day for the bit

ellevandersneed:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

its called peace and happiness and kindness and joy and simple fun. Its called a Good time

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

depsidase:

christianstepmoms:

me when i was forced to do a pull up in front of everyone else in 3rd grade gym class

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

savagegood:

the baseball we deserve

(this is the savannah bananas. they dance. they wear kilts. they Love The Boys. also they have a dance team made up of seniors called the banana nanas, a “dad bod cheerleading squad”, the man-nanas, and a charity organisation focused on foster care called bananas foster)

jame7t:

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls